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Elevators Begin Offering Life Advice Between Floors

Elevators Begin Offering Life Advice Between Floors
Your building now knows more about you than your therapist.

Smart elevators across the city have started dispensing unsolicited wisdom during rides. 'Maybe stop texting your ex,' one elevator told a passenger between floors 4 and 7. Building management is considering a 'therapy mode' toggle.

📅 1 day ago ⏱️ 64s read #Elevators#AI#Lifestyle
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