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Eel On Tusk Marries His Tostada Cybertruck. The Ceremony Was 'Beautiful,' Says Tusk.

The Tostada wore a veil made of stainless steel. The officiant was a sentient toaster.

Guests received portable chargers as wedding favors. The honeymoon is a road trip to nowhere.

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