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Ducky McCrisis Has Existential Breakdown During Giant Parade

Iconic rubber duck questions meaning of floating.

Ducky McCrisis sighed so loudly the parade stopped. 'Am I more than just squeaks?' Therapists were called in while backup ducks distracted the crowd with bubble baths.

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