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Draino Johnson Announces Run for Mayor of Flavortown

Running mate: Kevin Heatstroke (comedian who self-ignites under pressure).

Campaign slogan: 'Smell what The Draino is clogging — it's chili.' First act as mayor? Free guacamole for everyone.

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