Dr. Knowitall McGoogle Proves That 'Sleep Is Just Death Being Shy'
The study has caused an existential crisis among nap enthusiasts worldwide.
Dr. Knowitall McGoogle has published a controversial study claiming that 'sleep is just death being shy.' The paper, titled 'A Brief Nap Towards Eternal Slumber,' suggests that every time you close your eyes, you're 'practicing for the big one.' Insomniacs are reportedly 'vindicated,' while nappers are 'deeply unsettled.' McGoogle recommends 'embracing the existential dread' and 'maybe having some coffee.'