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Dr. Grinny McChompers Warns Excessive Laughing Causes 'Giggle Cavities'

Dr. Grinny McChompers Warns Excessive Laughing Causes 'Giggle Cavities'
Dentists recommend daily sarcasm for tooth health.

Dr. Grinny McChompers released a study linking joy to dental disasters. 'Too much happiness rots the enamel,' he chuckled grimly. Patients are now prescribed frown exercises and reality TV marathons.

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