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Doughy McRise leads Bread Uprising for Crust Justice

Loaves demand equal rights and butter representation.

Doughy McRise toasted the crowds with a powerful speech. 'We will not be sliced in silence!' Bakeries report marching baguettes and militant muffins.

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