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Doris Puddleduck Loses Glasses, Spends 3 Hours Searching While Wearing Them

Doris Puddleduck Loses Glasses, Spends 3 Hours Searching While Wearing Them
She called her daughter to ask if she'd 'seen her face anywhere.'

Doris Puddleduck, 74, spent three hours frantically searching for her reading glasses—while they were perched on her nose. 'I even looked in the fridge,' Doris admitted. 'I thought maybe they fell in with the leftovers.' Her daughter suggested she 'look in the mirror,' but Doris replied, 'That's silly, why would my glasses be in the bathroom?' She finally found them when she went to clean her glasses and touched them. 'Well, that's embarrassing,' she said.

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