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Donalds Trudge Announces New 'Truth Sandwiches' — Half the Facts, Twice the Mayonnaise

'Nobody makes sandwiches like me. Very stable bread,' says Trudge.

The sandwiches are available at his new resort 'Trudge-a-Lago.' Health inspectors are 'concerned.'

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