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Dog Refuses To Walk Past A Specific Mailbox, Owner Discovers It's Full Of Contraband Cheese

Dog Refuses To Walk Past A Specific Mailbox, Owner Discovers It's Full Of Contraband Cheese
The dog has been making cheese deals with the mailman. 'It's a business,' the mailman said.

Jake's dog, Rex, refuses to walk past a specific mailbox. 'He stops every time,' Jake said. 'He's suspicious.' Jake investigated and found the mailbox full of cheese. 'It's a cheese exchange,' the mailman said. 'I give him cheese. He protects the mailbox.' Rex has been running a cheese protection racket for 3 years. 'I'm not mad,' Jake said. 'I'm impressed.' Rex is now the 'Cheese Ambassador' of the neighborhood.

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