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Dog Makes Eye Contact While Pooping, Owner Feels 'Deeply Judged'

Dog Makes Eye Contact While Pooping, Owner Feels 'Deeply Judged'
The golden retriever reportedly maintained unblinking eye contact for the entire duration.

Mark Shamewell experienced what he calls 'the most intense 47 seconds of my life' when his dog, Mr. Wiggles, locked eyes with him during his morning bathroom break. 'He didn't look away,' Shamewell said. 'I felt like he was evaluating my life choices.' The dog has since demanded premium treats and a larger bed. A pet psychologist confirmed that 'yes, he was absolutely asserting dominance.'

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