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Dog Learns To Use The Toilet, Now Refuses To Go Outside, Calls It 'Beneath Him'

Dog Learns To Use The Toilet, Now Refuses To Go Outside, Calls It 'Beneath Him'
The dog has developed a 'preference for porcelain.' His owner is 'conflicted.'

Rex the dog learned to use the toilet. He now refuses to go outside. 'It's beneath me,' Rex said (via translator). His owner, Jake, is conflicted. 'I'm proud but also concerned,' Jake said. Rex has started a 'toilet training' podcast. Episode 1: 'Why Outside Is Overrated.' Rex is now a toilet influencer. He has 47,000 followers. 'He's very influential,' Jake said. Rex is currently reviewing toilet paper brands.

📅 3 days ago ⏱️ 68s read #Pets#Dogs#Satire
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