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Dog Learns To Answer The Phone, Now Schedules His Own Vet Appointments

Dog Learns To Answer The Phone, Now Schedules His Own Vet Appointments
'He called the vet himself,' his owner said. 'He said 'treat me like royalty.' The vet laughed.

Rex learned to answer the phone. He called the vet. 'I need an appointment,' Rex said (via translator). 'Treat me like royalty.' The vet was confused. 'Is this a prank?' the vet asked. 'It's Rex,' Rex said. Rex now has his own medical file. 'He's very proactive,' his owner said. Rex has started a wellness podcast. Episode 1: 'How to Advocate for Yourself.'

📅 1 week ago ⏱️ 66s read #Pets#Dogs#Satire
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