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Dog Elected Mayor of Small Town on Platform of More Treats and Fewer Baths

Dog Elected Mayor of Small Town on Platform of More Treats and Fewer Baths
Incumbent human concedes after overwhelming bark vote.

Max the Golden Retriever won by a landslide. His first act was declaring every day 'National Belly Rub Day.' Citizens report improved morale and fewer parking tickets (mostly because Max can't write them).

📅 5 days ago ⏱️ 68s read #Dogs#Election#Humor
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