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Doctor Delay McDillydally Invents Procrastination Ray That Makes Tomorrow Yesterday

Users finish tasks last week without lifting a finger.

Doctor Delay McDillydally's invention at the Institute of Maybe Later has everyone excited... eventually. 'Why do today what you can postpone to next Tuesday?' he said while napping. Side effects include sudden motivation and forgotten birthdays.

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