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Designer Creates Clothing Line Made Entirely From Old Excuses

Designer Creates Clothing Line Made Entirely From Old Excuses
The 'I was going to but...' collection is surprisingly popular.

Fashion house Regret Couture launched garments woven from repurposed 'the dog ate my homework' and 'traffic was terrible' excuses. The collection is selling out faster than their previous lines, with buyers citing emotional comfort.

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