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Denim Jeans File Class Action Against Skinny Jeans Era

Denim Jeans File Class Action Against Skinny Jeans Era
They want reparations for years of restricted breathing.

The Blue Jean Brotherhood is seeking damages for 'decades of compression trauma.' Several celebrities have joined the lawsuit wearing extremely baggy pants in solidarity. Fashion historians call it 'the great denim reckoning.'

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