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Dating App Introduces 'Anti-Love' Feature That Matches People Who Will Definitely Never Date

Dating App Introduces 'Anti-Love' Feature That Matches People Who Will Definitely Never Date
The 'Forever Alone' algorithm pairs users who are extremely incompatible to 'save them time.'

Popular dating app FlirtButNot has introduced a new feature called 'Forever Alone Mode,' which uses AI to match users with the most incompatible people possible to 'save them the time of going on bad dates.' The algorithm pairs people based on factors like 'everything you love, they hate' and 'their ideal evening vs. your nightmare scenario.' One user said, 'I was matched with someone who loves waking up at 5 AM and running marathons. I was matched with someone who considers 9 AM early. It was perfect.' The app says the feature is designed for 'people who are tired of trying' and has already made 47,000 'perfectly incompatible' matches. A spokesperson said, 'We're not giving up on love, we're just being realistic about it. Sometimes the best match is no match at all.'

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