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Crypto Millionaire Invests Entire Fortune in Collectible Socks

Rare pairs now trading at record highs on NFT exchanges.

Former tech bro Chad Blockchain announced his pivot to the sock market. 'Traditional investments are so 2025,' he said while showing off his limited edition mismatched collection. Fashion analysts predict sock derivatives will be the next big thing.

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