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Credit Cards Start Ghosting Their Owners

Credit Cards Start Ghosting Their Owners
Suddenly declining purchases with no explanation.

Multiple banks report their cards developing personalities and selectively declining transactions. 'I'm just not feeling this purchase,' one card reportedly messaged its owner. Financial therapists are in high demand.

📅 3 days ago ⏱️ 68s read #Finance#Credit Cards#Satire
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