Crabby McCrabface Opens 'Crab Rave' Nightclub Where Everyone Must Dance Sideways
The dress code requires at least two claws and a permanent scowl.
Crabby McCrabface has opened a nightclub called 'Crab Rave' where patrons are required to dance sideways at all times. 'Forward dancing is forbidden,' read the sign. The club also serves only shellfish and plays music at a frequency only crabs can hear. 'I've never felt more seen,' said one attendee while clicking aggressively. McCrabface plans to expand with a 'Molting Lounge' for VIP members.