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Cows Demand 4-Day Work Week of Grazing

The moo-vement spreads across dairy farms.

Mooella McMoo led peaceful protests demanding better hay benefits. 'We give milk, we deserve chill time,' she stated. Cheese prices are expected to skyrocket as negotiations continue with extra salt licks.

📅 5 days ago ⏱️ 71s read #Cows#Labor#Farming

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