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Couple's 'Who Said I Love You First' Argument Has Lasted Longer Than Some Marriages

Couple's 'Who Said I Love You First' Argument Has Lasted Longer Than Some Marriages
They've consulted text messages, witnesses, and a private investigator. The truth remains elusive.

Megan and Jake LoveWar have been arguing about who said 'I love you' first for 14 months. 'It was me,' Megan said. 'No, it was me,' Jake countered. They've hired a 'relationship historian' to review their texts. The historian quit. 'I can't work under these conditions,' he said. The couple has now entered couples therapy. The therapist asked them to 'focus on the present.' They're still arguing about the past.

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