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Couple's 'We're Taking A Break' Lasted 47 Minutes Before They Got Back Together And Fought Again

Couple's 'We're Taking A Break' Lasted 47 Minutes Before They Got Back Together And Fought Again
The break was mainly for dramatic effect and to update their Instagram relationship statuses.

Megan and Jake BreakupCycle announced a 'break' on Instagram stories. 47 minutes later, they announced they were back together. 12 minutes after that, they were fighting again. 'We're working on it,' Megan posted. The couple has broken up and gotten back together 12 times this year. Their friends have a group chat called 'The Breakup Betting Pool.' The current odds: 3 more breakups before July.

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