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Couple's 'We Never Fight' Claim Tested By 47-Minute Argument About Whether They Actually Never Fight

Couple's 'We Never Fight' Claim Tested By 47-Minute Argument About Whether They Actually Never Fight
They are now fighting about the definition of fighting. The irony is lost on them.

Megan and Jake NoFight posted 'we never fight' on Instagram. They immediately fought for 47 minutes about whether they 'never fight.' 'This isn't a fight,' Megan said. 'Yes it is,' Jake said. 'No it isn't,' Megan said. Their friends have started a betting pool. 'We have 'never fight' bingo,' one friend said. The couple is now in couples therapy. They fought about which therapist to choose.

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