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Couple's 'We Never Fight' Claim Tested By 47-Minute Argument About The Definition Of 'Never'

Couple's 'We Never Fight' Claim Tested By 47-Minute Argument About The Definition Of 'Never'
'Never means never,' Megan said. 'But we're fighting now,' Jake said. 'This isn't a fight,' Megan said.

Megan and Jake NoFight posted 'we never fight' on Instagram. They immediately fought for 47 minutes about the definition of 'never.' 'We never fight,' Megan said. 'Yes we do,' Jake said. 'This isn't a fight,' Megan said. Their friends have started a betting pool. 'We have 'never fight' bingo,' one friend said. The couple is now in couples therapy. They fought about which therapist to choose.

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