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Couple's 'We Met On A Dating App' Story Is Cute, But Her Opening Line Was 'Are You A Parking Ticket?'

Couple's 'We Met On A Dating App' Story Is Cute, But Her Opening Line Was 'Are You A Parking Ticket?'
He said yes anyway. They're now engaged. The proposal also involved a parking pun.

Jessica and Jake Parkingship met on Hinge when Jessica opened with 'are you a parking ticket? because you've got fine written all over you.' Against all odds, Jake responded. They're now engaged. The proposal included a fake parking ticket that read 'you're under arrest for stealing my heart.' Their wedding hashtag is #FineForEachOther. Their friends are jealous and also embarrassed. The couple is 'unbothered.' Their love is parking-lot strong.

📅 1 week ago ⏱️ 66s read #Dating#Love#Comedy
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