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Couple's 'Shared Spotify Account' Has Led To 47 Arguments Over The Car Playlist

Couple's 'Shared Spotify Account' Has Led To 47 Arguments Over The Car Playlist
The marriage counselor suggested separate accounts. The couple refused on principle.

Emily and Jake Spotifyfued have been in couples therapy for 6 months over control of their shared car playlist. 'He added Nickelback,' Emily said tearfully. 'She removed all my classic rock,' Jake countered. Their therapist suggested they each make their own playlist. 'That would mean admitting defeat,' they said in unison. The car currently plays nothing but static, which they both hate equally — the first thing they've agreed on in weeks.

📅 3 days ago ⏱️ 64s read #Music#Relationships#Satire
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