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Couple's Shared Netflix Account Has Become A Weapon, They Keep Adding Each Other's Watch History

Couple's Shared Netflix Account Has Become A Weapon, They Keep Adding Each Other's Watch History
'I see you watched 'Selling Sunset' at 2 AM,' he said. 'We need to talk.'

Megan and Jake NetflixWar have been using their shared Netflix account as a weapon. 'She watched 3 episodes of 'Selling Sunset' at 2 AM,' Jake said. 'He watched 'Top Gun' again,' Megan countered. They've started leaving passive-aggressive notes in the 'Continue Watching' section. 'I hope you enjoyed 'Emily in Paris,'' one read. Their therapist has asked them to 'get separate accounts.' They're 'considering it.'

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