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Couple's Shared Calendar Has A Recurring Event Called 'Talk About The Relationship' That They Keep Rescheduling

Couple's Shared Calendar Has A Recurring Event Called 'Talk About The Relationship' That They Keep Rescheduling
The event has been moved 47 times. The relationship is now 'vibes-based.'

Megan and Jake Avoidance have a recurring calendar event: 'Talk About Us.' They've rescheduled it 47 times. 'We're busy,' Megan said. 'Very busy,' Jake agreed. The event is now scheduled for 2027. They communicate exclusively through calendar notes. Their therapist has asked to see the calendar. They haven't responded. The relationship continues on 'good vibes and avoidance.'

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