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Couple's Shared Amazon Account Has Become A Weapon, They Keep Buying Each Other Weird Gifts

Couple's Shared Amazon Account Has Become A Weapon, They Keep Buying Each Other Weird Gifts
He bought her a life-size cardboard cutout of himself. She bought him a 'World's Okayest Boyfriend' mug.

Megan and Jake AmazonWar have been weaponizing their shared Amazon account. 'He bought me a life-size cardboard cutout of himself,' Megan said. 'She bought me a 'World's Okayest Boyfriend' mug,' Jake countered. The war has escalated to 'mystery subscriptions.' Their therapist has asked them to 'get separate accounts.' They're 'considering it.' The cardboard cutout now sits in their living room. It's 'uncomfortable.'

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