Couple's 'Relationship Spreadsheet' Has A Tab For 'Fights' With Timestamps And 'Who Was Right'
The spreadsheet has 47 entries. They're both wrong. The spreadsheet knows.
Megan and Jake Spreadsheet have a Google Sheet tracking their arguments. Columns: date, topic, duration, who apologized, and 'verdict.' The verdict is always 'both wrong.' 'It's for accountability,' Megan said. 'It's exhausting,' Jake said. The spreadsheet has 47 entries. Their therapist asked to see it. The therapist added a column: 'needs therapy.' The couple has 3 tabs now. The spreadsheet is winning.