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Couple's 'Relationship Reset' Is Just Them Deleting Each Other's Instagrams, Then Re-Adding, Then Fighting

Couple's 'Relationship Reset' Is Just Them Deleting Each Other's Instagrams, Then Re-Adding, Then Fighting
The cycle repeats monthly. Their therapist has a bingo card. 'It's progress,' they said. 'It's not,' the therapist said.

Megan and Jake Reset have a ritual: fight, block, unblock, post 'healing' content, fight again. 'We're working on communication,' Megan said. 'Via Instagram stories,' Jake added. Their therapist asked them to 'talk in person.' 'That's what the block button is for,' Megan said. The therapist quit. 'I can't help them,' the therapist said. Megan and Jake are now 'taking a break.' 'From each other or from Instagram?' their friend asked. 'Yes,' they said.

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