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Couple's 'Open Relationship' Is Actually Just Them Being Too Busy To See Each Other

Couple's 'Open Relationship' Is Actually Just Them Being Too Busy To See Each Other
'We're exploring,' Megan said. 'We're exhausted,' Jake said. 'It's a lifestyle,' they agreed. They're not seeing anyone.

Megan and Jake OpenRelationship have been 'open' for 6 months. Neither has dated anyone else. 'We're too tired,' Jake said. 'The open relationship is mostly theoretical,' Megan said. They've spent 47 date nights canceling on each other. 'We're very independent,' Megan said. 'We're very tired,' Jake said. Their friends have started a betting pool. 'They're not even seeing each other,' one friend said.

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