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Couple's 'Date Night' Is Just Them Sitting In Silence On Their Phones, Ordering Takeout Separately

Couple's 'Date Night' Is Just Them Sitting In Silence On Their Phones, Ordering Takeout Separately
They've been 'together' for 2 years. They communicate via Instagram tags.

Megan and Jake PhoneWar have perfected the 'parallel play' relationship. They sit on opposite ends of the couch, scroll separately, and order from different delivery apps. 'We're together but independent,' Megan said. They've been 'dating' for 2 years. Their friends have never seen them speak. They communicate via tagging each other in memes. Their therapist asked them to 'talk.' They texted each other about it.

📅 5 days ago ⏱️ 66s read #Relationships#Technology#Satire
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