Couple's 'Cute Nicknames' Have Escalated To 'Your Majesty' And 'Supreme Leader'
Their friends refuse to be seen with them in public.
Megan and Dave Cutesy started with 'babe' and 'honey.' They now address each other as 'Exalted One' and 'The High Council.' 'It started as a joke,' Dave said, bowing slightly. 'Now it's protocol.' Their text conversations read like royal decrees. Dinner reservations are made under 'Lord and Lady of the Table.' Their friends have created a support group called 'Intervention for the Crowned Couple.' They declined to attend, citing 'prior royal obligations.'