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Couple Gets Married In Fast Food Restaurant, Reception Features Unlimited Nuggets

Couple Gets Married In Fast Food Restaurant, Reception Features Unlimited Nuggets
The happy couple said their vows next to a statue of Ronald McDonald, and the wedding cake was made of fries.

In a ceremony that fast food historians are calling 'the most beautiful thing to happen at a McDonalds since the McFlurry,' Sarah and Mike Thompson tied the knot at their local CluckKing drive-thru in an evening ceremony. The bride walked down the aisle to the sound of drive-thru speakers announcing 'number 47, your order is ready,' while the groom waited nervously near a Ronald McDonald statue. The reception featured unlimited chicken nuggets for all 200 guests, and the wedding cake was a 7-tier structure made entirely of fries and ketchup. The couple's first dance was to the store's PA system playing 'Happy Birthday' because 'we couldn't find a wedding song they had.' The restaurant has since renamed the drive-thru lane 'The Thompson Lane' and offers a commemorative nugget to all customers.

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