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Couch Potato Council Announces Sitting Is Now an Extreme Sport

Olympics considering adding 'Remote Control Toss.'

Gold medal goes to person who binge-watched 72 hours straight without bathroom break. Silver medalist disqualified after standing up for a snack.

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