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Cosmo McSnowglobe Discovers Entire Universe Is Decorative

Reality shaken violently by giant child outside.

Cosmo McSnowglobe broke the news: 'We're just ornaments!' Global panic turned to snow day celebrations. Governments issued emergency hot chocolate protocols.

📅 8 days ago ⏱️ 89s read #Universe#Snow Globe#Existential 🔥 Breaking

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