Congress Spends 14 Hours Debating Official Bird Of State, Bird No Longer Exists
The bird went extinct during the debate. 'We'll have to find a new bird,' one senator said.
Congress spent 14 hours debating the official state bird. The bird in question went extinct during the debate. 'This is a tragedy,' one senator said. 'We need to focus on the bird,' another said. The bird is gone. 'We'll find a new bird,' the committee said. The committee has been renamed the 'Department of Lost Birds.' The new bird will be determined next session. The bird will probably also go extinct.