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Congress Spends 14 Hours Debating Official Bird Of State, Bird No Longer Exists

Congress Spends 14 Hours Debating Official Bird Of State, Bird No Longer Exists
The bird went extinct during the debate. 'We'll have to find a new bird,' one senator said.

Congress spent 14 hours debating the official state bird. The bird in question went extinct during the debate. 'This is a tragedy,' one senator said. 'We need to focus on the bird,' another said. The bird is gone. 'We'll find a new bird,' the committee said. The committee has been renamed the 'Department of Lost Birds.' The new bird will be determined next session. The bird will probably also go extinct.

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