Congress Spends 12 Hours Debating 'Official Nap Time,' Budget Expires, Nobody Cares
'We need rest,' one senator said. 'We need a budget,' another said. 'Nap first,' the first said.
Congress debated official nap time for 12 hours. The budget expired. Nobody noticed. 'We need to prioritize rest,' one senator said. 'We need to prioritize money,' another said. 'Nap time is more important,' the first said. The budget is still expired. 'We'll get to it,' the committee said. 'After nap time.' The budget has not been addressed. Everyone is tired.