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Congress Passes Law Making It Illegal To Say 'Actually' In Meetings, Nobody Follows It

Congress Passes Law Making It Illegal To Say 'Actually' In Meetings, Nobody Follows It
'Actually, I think the law is flawed,' one senator said. 'Actually, it's a great law,' another said.

Congress passed a law making it illegal to say 'actually' in meetings. 'Actually, this is a great law,' one senator said. 'Actually, I disagree,' another said. The law is unenforceable. 'Actually, no one follows it,' a staffer said. The law has been ignored. 'Actually, it was a waste of time,' one senator said. The law is still on the books. Actually, no one cares.

📅 6 days ago ⏱️ 62s read #Politics#Language#Satire
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