Congress Passes Bill Making It Legal To Yell At Clouds, Weather Immediately Becomes Political

In a bipartisan vote that surprised absolutely no one, Congress has passed the Cloud Yelling Freedom Act, making it completely legal for any citizen to yell at clouds without fear of legal repercussions. The bill, which took 8 months to pass due to an unrelated argument about snack provisions in the congressional cafeteria, defines 'cloud yelling' as 'any vocal expression of frustration directed at atmospheric water vapor, conducted outdoors, and not louder than 120 decibels.' Supporters say the bill 'protects our fundamental right to blame weather for our problems,' while critics argue it will lead to 'an epidemic of middle-aged men screaming at the sky about their fantasy football teams.' Weather patterns have already become political, with Republicans claiming sunny days are 'a Democratic plot' and Democrats insisting rain is 'designed to suppress voter turnout in suburban areas.'