Coach Discovers Team Has Been Playing Wrong Sport Entirely, Currently Winning Championships

In a stunning revelation that has shaken the sports world, the Confusedville Basketball Team has discovered they have been playing soccer incorrectly for the past 47 years, but their version is so effective that they've won 23 championships. The team, which was founded in 1977 as a basketball organization, never learned the rules of basketball and instead developed their own sport that involves running with the ball, kicking it occasionally, using hands when convenient, and scoring by throwing it into any opening that seems appropriate. Coach Billy Sportsman discovered the issue when reviewing footage for 'Team Building Day' and realized the team 'doesn't know what basketball is.' However, since the team is undefeated and has won championships in both basketball and soccer leagues, the governing bodies have decided to simply create a new sport called 'Whatever Works' to accommodate them.