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Cluck-fil-A Announces Sunday Opening After 'Sign from Above' (A Pigeon Pooped on CEO)

The pigeon was later hired as a mascot. 'Coincidence? I think cluck,' says CEO.

Sunday sales are now allowed. The pigeon receives free crumbs for life.

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