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City Council Votes To Make 'Mondays Optional,' Nobody Shows Up To Vote, Motion Passes

City Council Votes To Make 'Mondays Optional,' Nobody Shows Up To Vote, Motion Passes
'Mondays are canceled,' the council said. 'No one objected.' Attendance has dropped 100%.

The City Council voted to make Mondays optional. Nobody showed up to the vote. 'The motion passes by default,' the mayor said. 'No one objected.' Mondays are now 'recommended but not required.' Businesses are confused. 'Do we open?' one asked. 'Up to you,' the council said. Most people stayed home. 'I'm taking Monday off,' one citizen said. 'Which Monday?' 'Every Monday,' they said.

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