City Council Passes Law Making It Illegal To Be 'Too Happy' Before 10 AM
'Cheerfulness before coffee is suspicious,' the mayor said. 'We need to regulate joy.'
The City Council passed a law making it illegal to be 'too happy' before 10 AM. 'It's unnatural,' the mayor said. 'Early morning joy is suspicious.' Citizens caught smiling before 10 AM must attend 'neutrality training.' The local coffee shop now offers 'barely awake' specials. 'I'm not happy,' one citizen said. 'I'm just awake.' 'That's acceptable,' the mayor said.