Chuckles McSnort Wins Lottery, Forgets To Buy Ticket, Claims 'Spiritual Victory'
'I felt like a winner inside,' McSnort said. 'The actual ticket was just paperwork.'
Chuckles McSnort is claiming a 'spiritual victory' after winning the lottery—without buying a ticket. 'The numbers came to me in a dream,' McSnort explained. 'The universe knows I won.' Lottery officials disagree. McSnort plans to spend his 'metaphorical winnings' on 'imaginary luxuries' like a 'phantom yacht' and a 'ghost mansion.' He's currently living in an actual shed.