Chuckles McSnort Opens Comedy Club Where Laughing Is Mandatory, Punishable By More Jokes
Non-laughers are subjected to 'punishment puns' until they crack.
Chuckles McSnort has opened a comedy club where laughing is legally required. 'If you don't laugh, we'll keep telling jokes until you do,' McSnort explained. Non-compliant audience members are subjected to 'punishment puns,' a series of increasingly terrible wordplays. 'I made a guy listen to 47 knock-knock jokes before he finally cracked,' McSnort said proudly. The club has a 100% laughter rate, though some of it is 'from exhaustion.'