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CEO Wally Wobblebrain Launches 'Sneeze-Powered Smartphone' That Texts When You Achoo

CEO Wally Wobblebrain Launches 'Sneeze-Powered Smartphone' That Texts When You Achoo
New gadget costs $699 and guarantees accidental embarrassing group chats.

Wally Wobblebrain of GadgetGiggles Inc. unveiled the SneezerPhone at the annual Sniffle Summit. 'Why type when your nose can dictate?' he declared while demonstrating with a dramatic pollen attack. Early users report sending love notes to their bosses and marriage proposals to pizza places. Wobblebrain's next project is the BurpBook laptop.

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